Here’s my progression of super-hipster #selfies I took to entertain myself during the all-day plane trip to NJ.
Waiting for the first leg.
Nasty BO smell in the bridge between gate and plane. (Later revealed to be a part of my dinner [onion part] that had slipped into nature’s pocket [cleavage].)
I got to fly on a Specialty Plane. Second time ever. It was magical.
Southwest Airlines is amazing and I love it so much. Brand loyalty out the wazoo.