This, ladies and gentlemen, is a Peanut Butter Kandy Kake. And it is from Tastykake, a Philadelphia native company. And they got bought out by Flowers last year so now they are distributed in the Southwest!!!!
I brought many to the last day of my summer class (that I TAUGHT, because I can TEACH COLLEGE now) and made everyone eat some while I gave a short lecture on how amazing food from the Philly area is and how lucky we all are that we can now get this deliciousness in our rural SWTX town.
This is absolutely relevant to a Composition class, in case you were wondering.
During finals, one student walked up, handed in their exam, and proceeded to ask me in hushed tones EXACTLY WHERE PB Kandy Kakes were located in the local grocery store because they hadn’t been able to find them on a recon trip the previous day.
They did get some Butterscotch Krimpets, though, and admitted that those were pretty amazing.
My job here is done.