“The line was moving so slowly. I wished I had the power of transportation.”
Seriously, I wish everything I looked at was this smart. Usually it’s words repeated four times (ie: “I went to to the store for for some milk.”) or some word that has NOTHING to do with what is going on.
The kinds of “errors” in this piece are so smart they’re driving me crazy. I have to read everything incredibly carefully, word-for-word, sometimes out loud to catch them!
The author, she is a genius, and I cannot wait for her to be unleashed upon the world.