Even if I had selective amnesia I would still know I’m back to work because my consumption of Diet Coke has returned to “through the roof” phase. I HAVE replaced the first can of the morning with coffee, which isn’t actually better for me (at all) but doesn’t get as much bad press in all the magazines I read.
Also, I’m really good at DOING laundry but pretty terrible at folding it. A dilemma if ever there was one. Does a viable alternative exist?